have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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