what if I'm pregnant?
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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