So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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