i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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