if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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