So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The air taste purple.
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