I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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