I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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