Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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