I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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