none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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