This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
please don't ironically join a cult
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