definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
