Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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