I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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