I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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