you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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