You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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