I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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