I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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