That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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