We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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