i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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