You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
