How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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