Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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