mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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