The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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