Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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