U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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