so that wasnt chicken after all
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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