She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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