you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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