Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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