You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
