Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize
