I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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