I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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