The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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