I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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