I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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