you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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