Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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