is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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