oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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