Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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