Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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