NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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