Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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