Will you blow on my dice?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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