I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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