okay pat passed out under dana's car
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
