I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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